Welcome to The Asylum! Please Watch Your Step! [spiritstick]

It's finally here! My Asylum! My name is Scourge2 (I've been called worse, but 'Scourge' will do!) and I run the Asylum. I'm also it's principal resident. (It's like a dream come true!!) I am in my early thirties, married (8-1/2 years. WHEW! A record nowadays!) with children (3) and a cat (that just lays there - sometimes I wonder if he's alive). Many people say I'm a complex person who always has something to say. I'm definitely not your average person (that's for sure), but I try to lead a normal life. Unfortunately, it was this 'normal' life that gave birth to The Asylum! (Ironic, isn't it, how a normal life can have so many problems. Oh, well. C'est la vie!) As for the asylum, I still have more remodeling to do, but I'm opening it up for business!

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What You'll Find Here.

What else would you find in an asylum? But seriously, you'll find my own personal views on topics related to work, play, family life, and other things that are important to me in some way. And of course, each topic discussed will have my own personal, twisted spin added to them.

I have added another feature to my Asylum! The library now has a Sound Room, complete with every MIDI I have ever used in my Asylum! No "Best Of..." here! Instead, it's just everything musical that has helped make my Asylum! feel more like home! Now with the new Sound Room, you'll find that there is no clickable link to it on the site map. This is because you must go inside the library to get to the Sound Room. Think about it: how many libraries have you been to where you could walk straight into the listening area directly from the hallway? Didn't you have to go INSIDE the library to find the listening room? Well, the same applies here!

As my Asylum! keeps growing, more staff is needed to help with the daily upkeep. Things must run smoothly here, at least up front. There's all kinds of havoc going on behind the scenes, but my staff helps to make sure you never have to see it (or at least not the parts we don't want you to see). To help accomplish this goal, I've hired a receptionist to handle the e-mails and the visitor's registry. She will also show you the different webrings and contests the Asylum! is involved in. This will free up my nurse to handle the floor duties and to train the new intern, whom I've decided to place in the library for now.

[Asylum! Secretary]

I hope to be able to add more people to the Asylum! staff as the operations grow in size and quantity. But, for now, it's time to go to work!

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Enter At Your Own Risk!!!

I, in no way, mean to, intend to, or try to speak for anyone else but MYSELF! (And besides, who would let a crazy person speak for them, anyway?) The following are my thoughts, views, and opinions and MINE ALONE!! Any resemblance to anyone else's thoughts, views, or opinions is strictly co-incidental! (Trust me!) But if anyone else out there has similar thoughts, views, or opinions, please e-mail me from the prompt at the bottom of each page or sign my guestbook and let me know!

(I may have room for you yet!)

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Special Thanks!!

I'd like to take this time and space to thank my wife, Vicki, for her contribution, as well as Meggie, and all the others who've contributed to helping this NEW Asylum come to be. (The list is soooooo long, but they know who they are!)

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Use The Site Map To Visit The Individual Rooms...

[Follow me for the guided tour of the Asylum!] [ASYLUM MAP]

[You Are Here At The Information Desk And Lobby] [Bulletin Board] [Work Room] [Family Room] [Play Room] [My Room] [Empty] [Lady D's Room] [Future Site for the Nurse's Station] [Tribute Room] [Library] [Sound Room] [Trophy Room]

...Or Click On The Nurse To Begin The Guided Tour!

So, where would you like to go?

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(ASYLUM Note: It has been brought to my attention that visitors have been having problems viewing and signing my guestbook. In the event that you have this problem, please see the secretary and she will offer you another guestbook to sign. I apologize for any inconveniences this may cause.)

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All written text 1999-2000 by Scourge2. Background music is "Psycho - Prelude". Original composition by Bernard Heremann 1960. Background music on intro page is "Hell Frozen Over". Original composition by Jim Johnston. 1997 for Titan Sports.